Kapsabet is one of the best High Schools in Kenya no doubt,
am proud to have learnt some tricks from KB:
1. You don’t have to shower to get a lady - Thank God that time you only had to have 70 bob to buy a FA
Perfume that would be EXCLUSIVELY be used during symposiums and any event where ladies had to
turn out.
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| Kapsabet Boys |
Taking a shower in KB was prohibited to a level where if
found you would risk suspension.
2. Pockets are food storage facility – I learned this in
when I was a mono after being visited and decided to treat my friends with the
one packet chips I was brought.
3. Uchungu wa kiboko is indirectly proportional to the size
of the person – Anybody who was cained by Malova would testify this. Busolo was
a giant but malova won the cain test hands down.
4. After eating Chips and Chicken you should not wash your
hands – this is basically so as to prove to your friends what you ate. Once
it’s started smelling bad then washing was an option.
5. An asset is yours ONLY when it’s in your hands – It was
only when I was a mono I had in mind that one could posses a uniform. I never
knew that hanging a shirt outside was automatically a lazarians property.
6. Sleeping on a wood is better than sleeping on a bed –
Nobody can argue that usingizi ya preps ama church on Sundays were the best you
ever had.
7. The only way to be famous is to write a dis letter to a
lady - who unfortunately forgot to reply to one of your letters, And letting
your entire friends throw something in the envelope, even a used tissue.
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| These guyz are giants now. |
8. Spring bed is a must have – not only does it provide the
best sleeping place but is the best escape facility, all you have to do is tell
your mono to spread the blankets flat while you are inside.
9. Tea break is the most important break of all – it would
be better if you let me miss my lunch& Supper combined but please NEVER let
me miss hiyo chai ya saa nne as long as you don’t whistle.
10. The term WHISTLE was invented in KB – the act of
drinking tea without bread produces a sound that Lazarians decided to call it
whistling sound thus the word whistle.
11. The harder the life the more memories are made – ask the
new lazarians breed on their stories on KB, they would tell you nothing. Those
days when life was hard people had to find ways of surviving in the process
making a name never to be forgotten.
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| My Beautiful Country |
12. Blueband, 1 kg Sugar, 70 bob FA perfume – was the only
requirement you needed to live a luxurious life in KB. Izo zingine ”mono wangu”
atanisort.
13. I would never have asked for any other High School. KB
is the best that ever was ,ever is be and ever will be. KB am proud of you.
